There are jokes for every musician, but no others quite compare to the harshness and hilarity of drummer jokes.
Musicians of other instruments can get ragged on (i.e. Q. How many girl singers does it take to change a light bulb? A. One. She holds it while the world revolves around her.).
But drummer jokes definitely take the cake.
If you are a drummer yourself, you just have to have a bit of a sense of humor and a thick skin. These jokes have been around for years and are still funny. Here are a dozen of the best. Enjoy!
Q – “Hey buddy, how late does the band play?”
A – “Oh, about a half a beat behind the drummer.”
Q – What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?
A – Drool.
Q – How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A – None. They have machines to do that now.
Q – What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A – The drummer.
Q – Why are band intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
A – So you don’t have to retrain the drummers.
Q – How do you know a drummer is knocking at your door?
A – The knocking starts to drag.
Q – How do you get a drummer to play softly?
A – Put a sheet of music in front of him.
Q – What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
A – You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Q – If a dollar bill was laying in the centre of a room, and the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a drummer with good time, and a drummer with bad time were standing in the corners, who would get the money?
A – The drummer with bad time since the other three don’t exist.
Q – How do you get 2 drummers to play in time?
A – Shoot one.
Q – Why’d the chicken cross the road?
A – To get away from the drum solo.
Q – What do drummers use for birth control?
A – Their personalities
BA DUM CHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well there you have it, some of the best drummer jokes I’ve heard over the years. If you have any more hilarious drumming jokes, share them in the comments below. Here’s some more shared by commenters in the past:
Mike writes:
Q – What’s the similarity between a vacuum cleaner and a drum set?
A – There’s usually a dirt bag on both of them.
Shaux writes:
Q – What’s the difference between a rock and jazz drummer?
A – Jazz drummers have about 100 more pounds and their snares sound even WORSE (AMAZING)!!!!!! Also they have a million cymbals.
Shmoo writes:
Q – While on a gig, how does a drummer sharpen his day-job skills?
A – He walks around asking, “You want fries with that?”
Sdw1365 writes:
Q – What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?
A – The Defendant
Seth writes:
Q – What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A – Homeless
S030079 writes:
You know, all these jokes only apply to male drummers, cause being female means you keep time.